firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via autovekotin)

thunder-twonk:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

I would just like to say carnivorous reptiles can be pretty sweet as well, though perhaps not well deposed towards allowing one to engage in sexual activities.

thunder-twonk:

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

I would just like to say carnivorous reptiles can be pretty sweet as well, though perhaps not well deposed towards allowing one to engage in sexual activities.

(Source: internetwhore, via matsu-fur)

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via thesecretadventurer)

dantesnerdferno:

sixpenceee:

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

Where I got it from

THERE ARENT TEARS IN MY EYES NOPE NOPE NOPE

(via matsu-fur)

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

(Source: kawozhin, via matsu-fur)

ajacquelineofalltrades:

I’m not an artist, but I have more than a few friends who are, so I thought this might be a good thing to post. 

(via matsu-fur)

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

cartoon-doodle-doo:

dork

Happy 56th Birthday, Michael Joseph Jackson!  

(Source: itsjustdesire, via coolpawz)