NOT ALL MEN

birbd:

have penises

(via birbd)

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

(via birbd)

waneella:

apocalyptic version
"Worrying won’t stop bad things from happening. It only stops you from enjoying the good."

— Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via thecakefork)

fr-katrina:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

Apparently independent thinking becomes too hard and so we then revert back to stage 1

(via turntehcgodhead)

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(Source: condom, via twerkingongaycountries)

hawxr:

Green Dream | Mirko Fikentscher

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

(Source: largeshirt, via thelittlemetallicat)

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

(via jasloblitz)