turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via halotharfroggies)

"where is my sweater?": an autobiography

Tags: me

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

"hating someone just because they’re homophobic is judging one aspect of that person and that’s wrong"

hmmm but homophobes judging me based on one aspect of myself is ok ?????????

i want this to get so many notes that it offends a straight person

(via halotharfroggies)

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via venezianos)

prsurate:

do you ever just

(via halotharfroggies)

Tags: yes me lately

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

image

(via guy-manu3l)

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

fortressofself:

dude must be really late for school

fortressofself:

dude must be really late for school

(Source: canines-and-things, via guy-manu3l)